I’ve figured out a new measurement for the success of a tweet, and I call it the ‘boner star system’. See that pic? I got 16 boners from that tweet do far. 16. Those little avatars are people, and 16 of them make me feel something funny going on down there. I won’t make it into something crass, like saying they give me a boner, or anything like that. That’d just be wrong. I’m just gonna leave that to your imaginations.
I just thought I’d share that, because sharing is caring—even if it’s boners.
I want my star back. If i’d known it was some homo-erotic FEST I would have saved it for GAY MARRIAGECHRISTMAS.
